city-of-demise:

Not all Americans:

• are fat
• like McDonald’s
• like meat
• drink coffee

All Americans:

• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR

• HAVE A PET EAGLE

estefaniak04:

How I Met Your Mother Theory:
After Ted meets the love of his life he gets married, the children young have very little memory of their mother because she died in a car accident very similar to the one Ted was involved In at the end of season 3. Years later he re-marries… Robin! Because her and Barney had a nasty breakup. So those time when the kids ask when mom gets home it’s referring to Robin. Not their birth mother.